Ok, before we get to the HAPPY SONG, I'm going to tell you about my new place in Oak Ridge...

Ok, for those of you who don't know what Oak Ridge is, its a VERY VERY SMALL city in Tennessee.



THE HOUSE:
My dad and I live with my uncle and aunt, I love them to death of course, but my aunt has been having BAD back problems. She recently had disk surgery... so it HURTS A LOT.

My uncle is a workaholic... and a neatfreak... ACK! I DON'T MIX WELL WITH WORKAHOLICS AND NEATFREAKS! (not that I'm trying to offend workaholics and neatfreaks)

To expound...

Me: *I rinse out my glass full of sweet tea, then I put it in the other side of the sink to dry*

Him: "Ashley, if you're going wash dishes, don't half-ass it!"

Me: *I look down to perfectly clean looking glass*

Him: *He puts perfectly clean looking glass to a light, revealing fingerprints*
"Would you want to drink out of this glass?"

Me: "Yes."

Him: "Why?"

Me: "Because, the fingerprints are on the OUTSIDE of the glass, the liquid you drink goes INSIDE the glass..."


.....What? Shut up. Don't judge me. It's just common sense.
Anyways.

I always wanted a dog, now I have one! Well, two....

Scruffy and Zodie.

Scruffy is part Scottish Terrier, and part something-else.
Zodie is part Pomeranian, and part Pikenese.

I have to take them out two to three times a day so they can take their craps.
Scruffy is good dog, 'cause I don't have put him on a leash.
I have to put Zodie on a leash. Oh, he pees, but NEVER POOPS during the 10 MINUTES he's OUT THERE.

Why am I talking in sentance fragments?

THE MUSIC:
I have a beat-up 4GB Ipod. My dad used to have a program called "Ares Ultra" so I could download music, right?
Well, now my uncle made him get rid of it, so now we use eMule.
IT'S SLOW AS HELL!!!
THE INTERNET CONNECTION IS SLOW AS HELL!

BKJSBHDKAHBiugbivYyfUCcyFCYdx6ditysweanhHGFXjn;okPOKKM,,!!!!!!!!!!11!!!


This is just SOME of the stuff thats been going on.
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....How do I cope with this madness, you ask?
...THE HAPPY SONG!

For those of you who are feeling emo right now, I garuantee this song will make you smile!

Ok, watch this video ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
DO NOT READ PAST THE DOTS UNTIL YOU HAVE!!!
Here it is... THE HAPPEST SONG EVER!
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Don't you feel better??
THAT is the power of Tiny Tim's cute voice, my friend!

The lyrics were:

I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
never bother me!

Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!

Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!

Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
just what I like,
and how I love it!

I'm right here to stay
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!

(humming)

Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
just what I like,
and how I love it!

I'm right here to stay,
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!



OK, I AM OUTTA HERE!!
~DGx003